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Birthdayward! \0/

Today is botias’ birthday! In addition to just generally being a fine person, she also writes such lovely smut. *sigh* I’ll always have fond memories of the day I read chapter four of Persephone at work and was so porn-bedazzled that I almost stapled my hand to a stack of paper five minutes later. Ah, good times. I've also come to count on B. for things like thought-provoking discussions of literary terms for naughty bits as well as exciting new mottos. Y’know what else? She's remarkably tolerant of weird readers who contact her out of the blue with gardening questions. Thanks to her initial encouragement, it's taken me an entire summer to kill my little herb container garden instead of the customary two weeks. That's a record!

Have a great day, sweetie! May the upcoming year be filled with goodness and lots of time to write all the evil blue alien overlord/unsouled vampire pr0n my your little heart desires. And with that, I say . . .


*cackle* Forgive me, I couldn't resist. It's too good a motto not to use. I'm going to make an icon, too, just as soon as I learn how to do that.


Okay, I know that this is terribly inappropriate, but you're just going to have to trust me when I say that no birthday is truly complete until you've been harassed by a drunken vampire doll. *whispers* It was either this or talk poor Graduation Day Buffy into flashing him again, and she's thisclose to staking him. Really, you're taking one for the team here.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! *hugs* Hope you have a lovely evening with A. and your beautiful little guys.
 

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botias
Aug. 29th, 2008 01:05 am (UTC)
Oh, this was perfect. :D The "electric arc" invite (and the Graduation Day Buffy aside) made me laugh out loud. Thank you, thank you.

Thank you. *cuddles my drunken vampire birthday greeting close* (but only because Buffy is there, keeping very close watch)

I think about you and your garden every time I look at (and smell the amazing smell of) my basil varieties. :D I hope you had fun anyway.
mere_ubu
Aug. 29th, 2008 01:31 am (UTC)
Yay! You're very welcome, and I'm thrilled that you like it. For me, there is no loftier goal than the LOL. It's a moral failing. ;)

Aww, the herbs had a good (and tasty!) run, and we really did have fun with them. They're still hanging on, but I'm a bad plant mommy and have practically stripped the poor things for various recipes. I'm the locust lady! As I'd hoped she would, sensible Z. is taking over the project and has already begun her research for next year's planting. :D
botias
Aug. 29th, 2008 06:42 am (UTC)
I find inadvertant near-stapling to be a heady accomplishment personally. :D

That's what herbs are for, after all. I'm sure they were very yummy. I should do something with mine, add them to a salad at the very least. I can't help but be heartened at the thought of another future gardener.
herself_nyc
Aug. 29th, 2008 01:15 am (UTC)
The thing I like about your birthday greetings is they're festive for EVERYONE, not just the birthday celebrant!
mere_ubu
Aug. 29th, 2008 01:46 am (UTC)
Thank you! It probably sounds goofy, but I've had so much fun on LJ over the last months that it just makes me want to throw a little journal party for everyone.
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mere_ubu
Aug. 29th, 2008 03:05 am (UTC)
Hee! Thank you, sweetie. I probably had too much fun doing this. ;)
philips
Aug. 29th, 2008 02:52 am (UTC)
Hee!
PORNWARD, HO! is too wonderful. There they are - Spike wearing a pretty black bonnet (and little else), Buffy in smashing red suede chaps - crossing the changing pornastic terrain in their little covered wagon with the big feather bed (When the wagon's a rockin', don't come a knockin'!) Pioneers heading deeper into the Land of Love. *nods in appreciation of your wisdom*

And Happy Birthday to Botias who does write the loveliest smut!
mere_ubu
Aug. 29th, 2008 03:00 am (UTC)
Bwahahahaa!
I love your brain. You should write that and call it O Pornoneers! I've no doubt that it would become an instant fandom classic. *cringe* See what I did? I went to the pun place. What's to become of me?!

ETA: Holy crap. I just re-read my comment. Who's the robot now? ;)

Edited at 2008-08-29 03:02 am (UTC)
mere_ubu
Aug. 29th, 2008 03:17 am (UTC)
P.S.
B. just read your comment and I can still hear him chuckling two rooms away. :D
botias
Aug. 29th, 2008 06:38 am (UTC)
Re: Hee!
Oh, Spike-in-a-bonnet. That's too priceless.

Thanks so much!
jamalov29
Aug. 29th, 2008 06:49 am (UTC)
This is deliciously funny.:D
mere_ubu
Aug. 30th, 2008 12:33 am (UTC)
Thank you, dear! I'm always delighted to amuse. ;)

Edited at 2008-08-30 12:33 am (UTC)
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