Here are a few "Doomed" haiku. I'm not sure if I'm on a Season Four Roll or in a Season Four Rut, but hey, that's just the bag I'm in right now. I blame the Hawaiian Shirt Spike doll. (And the drugs. Which, thank heavens, I'm enjoying more needing less with every passing day.)
Thanks to Mister Beta for his help.
Rather be dusted
than be caught dead in "Xanderrr"'s
clown college castoffs.
a surge of barbarous joy
roars through his chipped brain.
Scoobies goggle at
telly wins again.