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Belated Birthday Festival of Shame

Lord have mercy, I don't know what's wrong with my mind lately! All week I've been like, "Philips' birthday is the 7th. Philips' birthday is the 7th. Which is Monday." (Which is actually the 11th. Huh?) I know. Craziness. Is it hormones? Age? Vacation brain? The chemical off-gassing of my new yoga mat? Damned if I know, but I've screwed up my dates in a major way. All I can offer is . . .

Um. Over the last couple of years, I think my grasp of narrative has weakened a little. See? It's not just dates.
Look! OMWF Buffy is using her apostrophes incorrectly, and I know that even she knows better than that. Nope. It's allll me, baby.

Okay, this was supposed to be some compensatory pr0n, but I think my guilt has rubbed off on the dolls . . .

And I can't even tell you what's happening here. The doll tea party, wifebeater Spike tending the tiny cast iron stove . . . I got nothin.'

Let's try some threeway action again. That never fails, amirite?

Sigh. So much sorry.

HAPPY HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, PHILIPS! ::throws arms wide and sings "I Can't Give You Anything But Love, Baby" until head falls off:: I hope it was a good one! I will be sending you an almost (but hopefully not quite) equally shameful assortment of things that I've been collecting for your *cough* birthday box. I LOVE YOU, MAN! SO MUCH! THIS YEAR I WILL SEE YOU AND WE WILL DRINK BOJITOS AGAIN. CAPSLOCK VOW WITH PINKY SWEAR!


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Jan. 11th, 2013 04:40 pm (UTC)
OMG, OMG ZOMG! I can't believe I missed this! I must've been offline in Oregon or something. It's sooo beautiful! *cries*

Mmmmm, so...lurking eh? That's good to know. I'm gonna be all warm and fuzzy, just imagining that the lovely and irreverent Mere is near! Cheers!
Jan. 11th, 2013 08:00 pm (UTC)
Dawww, thank you! The Reb-squee makes my day! Some of those pics were destined for a Seasonal Spuffy offering that, alas, was not meant to be. *cries*

I have a grand plan that includes lurking to see what's the what, de-lurking to comment on *stuff, and, hopefully, posting again. Fingers crossed! I miss being here like nobody's business.

*You're at the top of my to-visit list, missy!

Jan. 11th, 2013 06:46 pm (UTC)
I love it. LOVE IT.
Jan. 11th, 2013 08:01 pm (UTC)
Thank you, ma'am. I surely do miss playing with dolls!
Jan. 11th, 2013 11:54 pm (UTC)
You do it better than anyone.
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